Hi Baby,
It's 12:52 and I can't sleep.
I should be doin my school work... but that's no fun!
Here is a lil ditty that I wrote just for you:
I'm 24 years old today, and today I pooped
my bed.
Shortly after I said I pooped the bed, my girlfriend felt the need to
rub the poo with her head. My baby was delirious and did not hear what I said. "Baby,
I had an accident..." A.K.A. I POOPED THE BED! I love my girlfriend very much, and even though
it was my special day, I wanted to give something back to her that would put a smile on her face for many years to come.
Holy doesn't even rhyme... I think I am delirious right now... Okay, baby I think I am gonna
try to get some sleep. If my great attempt to make you smile was unsuccessful then...
I don't even know...
Take some prozac...
Just kiddin...
But, hopefully you SMILED :)
